"I can hardly listen...these people are having multiple orgasms all around us!"

This looks really rather absurd, but this kind of thing is quite possible. The guy with long gray hair who looks like Santa that's making people have instant orgasms is doing something he calls "L.D.F." (long distance fucking). It's kind of similar to "real-time sex". I was reading about astral projection and astral sex a while ago, and I came across this link... (scroll down to the part about real-time sex)
http://www.spiritual.com.au/articles/astral/obe-astral-sex-1.htm

I don't doubt that this sort of thing is possible.  An ex of mine used to be able to make himself have a full-body orgasm at will w/ no stimulation. And I'll be damned if he didn't pull that card whenever I was pissed... he knew how to push my buttons and that always turned me to butter when he'd grab me tight in his arms and do that. Jerk. lol

the rantings of a lunatic on a sunday night...

Dig deeper, my tired friend

Walk the earth alone in those old dirty shoes

Remember lying on your back on hills of green

The dark gray skies above made you feel at home

Alive

The rain falling from the sky

Flowing through your body…

Only you understand

This hypnotic dance with the waves,

Immersed in their velvet embrace

Your tears are pure and beautiful agony

Don't shut the door

Don't bury her

Don't forget who you are

Broken and flawed and ruined -- you

Scratch away the skin

Peer into all of the holes

Don't be afraid to fall

Through the black, tar-covered, viney arms…

The darkness that you see

Is only your creation

You are ONE

So dig deeper, you good old weary soul

Find the fire and don't snuff it out

Don't be afraid to burn

In all your glory, all your rage

All your bruised insides ablaze

Breathe it in and push it out

Open up those wounds

Crack open

The deepest, blackest, most calcified secret truth

Don't lose your way, my dear

I'd hold your hand

But you can't see me

I am the hole in your heart

Denied, forgotten

Where have you gone?