"I can hardly listen...these people are having multiple orgasms all around us!"

This looks really rather absurd, but this kind of thing is quite possible. The guy with long gray hair who looks like Santa that's making people have instant orgasms is doing something he calls "L.D.F." (long distance fucking). It's kind of similar to "real-time sex". I was reading about astral projection and astral sex a while ago, and I came across this link... (scroll down to the part about real-time sex)
http://www.spiritual.com.au/articles/astral/obe-astral-sex-1.htm

I don't doubt that this sort of thing is possible.  An ex of mine used to be able to make himself have a full-body orgasm at will w/ no stimulation. And I'll be damned if he didn't pull that card whenever I was pissed... he knew how to push my buttons and that always turned me to butter when he'd grab me tight in his arms and do that. Jerk. lol